A tree puzzle

[Diabolical Artificer]

How would like if I drove two six inch nails into your head Albert for an experiment? When I worked as a gardener/tree specialist if I'd have caught anyone doing this there'd have been a reckoning. Before anyone says trees can't feel pain and are not sentient, I'd say that's not the point (& I'd disagree ), if you err on the side of caution, that they may feel something..., sorry, it just ain't done.

Be interested to see what Lawrence has to say ion this, Andy.