Cheapo DMMs.

[pwdrive]

Very good.

Talking of humor:

Wife texts her handyman husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"

Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER
OVER THE EDGES
AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY
WITH HAMMER"


Wife texts back 5 minutes later:

"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW"

Lawrence.

[AlanBeckett]

I like it

Alan

[pwdrive]

I like it

Alan

Yes, classic.

I pinched it from another site.

Lawrence.

[Nick]

Don't know about endless possibilities, but you managed no less than five tautologies in one sentence, which is impressive

Seems we are getting into postings being logically and grammatically correct, like a certain other site. To me this has always been a place where you write it as you would say it and that's been fine for me.

Gary

Note the "Smile" - it was a bit of fun and was taken as such  Banter !

I was wrong anyway - there were five, but in the paragraph, not a single sentence !